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WHY ISN'T BACON A VEGETABLE?

Remember the old Woody Allen movie, "Sleeper," where he wakes up, wrapped in aluminum foil like a disheveled mummy, climbs from the pod and discovers that carrots are as bad for you as chocolate used to be, and now chocolate is a vegetable?

I loved that movie, and used to love Woody Allen too until I found out that he probably had a thing for teenage girls and various other unsavory things. But--as I recently cooked some smoked bacon from my expensive local market--I thought, "Damn! I wish this were a vegetable. Then I could get all of my fiber in one meal plus to-die-for flavor."  I seriously question why God did not ordain this in Genesis, right after creating light and sky. And Adam later. Didn't he KNOW Adam would jones for bacon?

Having had my "brush" with cancer, (such a delicate word for such a humbling and invasive condition) and having read in the NY Times that fiber in larger amounts can improve your immune system, I had resolved to eat at lea…

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